Monday, June 5, 2023
Mad Cheese Science - Complete Paper
Sunday, March 26, 2023
Ice Dragon 2023 part 2
After Ice Dragon report.
After a year of mad cheese science, it is done. The Edam Muenster has been slain. The fight was long, and we almost Adelost, but at the end, there was nothing left but de Brie. Many did not want to engage in violence but only did so for the greater Gouda. I couldn't have done it Provolone. Only three of its offspring survived, but they were captured and Feta'd in chains; they had no Chaource but to surrender. I will no longer engage in mad cheese science in Queso a new Muenster is created. This is the Whey.
Literary Work: The main documentation and the poem that I created based on my recipe. (two entries)
Culinary Arts: Baking a butt-load of the cheese tarts.
Scribal Arts: My poem calligraphed on pergamenta in a hand similar to the hand used to write the original source.
Performance Arts: Me reciting my poem for the judges who will be standing in for the kitchen staff who might have heard the master chef recite it.
Sunday, March 12, 2023
Ice Dragon Pent 2023
What an over achiever does.
Sunday, February 26, 2023
Rhyming Cheese Tarts
Rhyming Cheese Tarts
Our coffins fair for this rhyme
We must make them ahead of time.
Ingredients we need to gather ‘round:
Flour by the cup, not a pound
Sugar, half the amount, to give some flavor
Butter, melted, we’ll use it later
Saffron and water, we’ll add it to the mix
Instructions for this tasty fix:
In a bowl, flour and sugar we’ll blend
Butter, melted, we’ll add in the end
Saffron bloomed in water hot,
Two tablespoons is not a lot.
Stir it all up, until it’s a crumble
Using our hands, so that we do not fumble.
Gather the dough, form it into a ball
Flatten it out, give it a quick sprawl
Wrap it up, on the counter let it sit
Preheat the oven, let it heat until it’s fit.
Flatten it out, fit it in our tart dishes
Press it in, trim the edges, if those are your wishes
Prick the bottom, so steam can escape
Bake it up, until it’s golden and great.
Cool it down, then fill with your choice
Serve it up, hear everyone rejoice.
Filling to make our tarts
Ingredients to gather, let’s make a start:
Crush the saffron and add it to a cup
Add some water and heat it all up.
Eggs beaten without salt if you please,
Take the same volume of our basket cheese.
Half that volume of sugar fine for a sweet touch
Instructions to make these tarts tell so much:
The cheese and sugar you must grind
So that a paste is made very fine.
Add the water and saffron
To color it well anon.
In with the eggs beaten well
Mixed fine before we add them to our shells
The taste and color should be like bliss
Pour the filling into the shells, don’t be remiss
Bake it up, until the filling is set
Let it cool, then serve it, don’t fret
Enjoy these tarts, they’ll surely please
A tasty snack, with cheese, eggs, and saffron, at ease.
Friday, December 16, 2022
More notes on Mad Cheese Science
More notes on Mad Cheese Science
Just some further notes on my mad cheese science experiment. This is basically to help me codify my mental notes for my next batch, so that I don't have to sort through pages of notes looking for the oven temperature I used.
I made a double batch of tarts for Baronial Investiture this weekend. I plan on foisting them on several people to get their opinions. I think that I have a winning combination of flavor and texture and I don't think I need to make any more changes. The goal was produce something that met the guidelines of the following recipe:
For flaunes.Take new chese and grynde hit fayre,
In morter with egges, with out dysware;
Put powder þer to of sugur, I say,
Coloure hit with safrone ful wele þou may;
Put hit in cofyns þat bene fayre,
And bake hit forthe, I thee pray.
For tarts.
Take new cheese and grind it fair,
In [a] mortar with eggs, without doubt;
Put powder thereto of sugar, I say,
Color it with saffron quite well you may;
Put it in coffins that are fair,
And bake it forth, I thee pray.
And be a luxury treat for the upper crust of society. It needed to be made with ingredients found in the 15th century and could be made entirely by hand: no modern electronic devices. I think that I hit every check box on my list.
Fair coffins:
This was done a couple of days before I planned on filling the shells, so I parked the shells in the fridge.
Saturday, November 26, 2022
More Mad Cheese Science.
Thoughts on Pie Crusts.
Continuing experiments on what crust to use for my rhyming cheese tarts. To recap, the recipe I am working off is is from the 15th century Liber cure Cocorum:For flaunes.Take new chese and grynde hit fayre,
In morter with egges, with out dysware;
Put powder þer to of sugur, I say,
Coloure hit with safrone ful wele þou may;
Put hit in cofyns þat bene fayre,
And bake hit forthe, I thee pray.
For tarts.
Take new cheese and grind it fair,
In [a] mortar with eggs, without doubt;
Put powder thereto of sugar, I say,
Color it with saffron quite well you may;
Put it in coffins that are fair,
And bake it forth, I thee pray.
The Second part of the good Hus-wiues Jewell (1597)
To make fine paste. Take faire flower and wheat, & the yolkes of egges with sweet Butter, melted, mixing all these together with your hands, til it be brought dowe paste, & then make your coffins whether it be for pyes or tartes, then you may put Saffron and suger if you will have it a sweet paste, hauing respect to the true seasoning some vse to put to their paste Beefe or Mutton broth, and some Creame.Fourme of Curye (1390)
take blank suger & ayroun & flour & make a past with a rollereHarleian MS. 279 (1420):
.iv. Chawettys FryiddeTake & make fayre past of flowre & water, Sugre, & Safroun, & Salt
.xiiij. Pety Pernollys.
Take fayre Floure, Safroun, Sugre, & Salt, & make þer-of past
.xx. Pety Pernauntes.—Take fayre Flowre, Sugre, Safroun, an Salt, & make þer-offe fayre past & fayre cofynges;
Harleian MS. 4016 (1450):
Pety pernantes.Take faire floure, Sugur, Saffron̄, and salt, and make paast þer-of; then̄ make small Coffyns
Chewettes
Take and make faire paste of floure, water, saffron̄, and salt; And make rownde cofyns þere-of...
A Proper newe Booke of Cokerye (1557):
To make pyes of grene apples; make youre coffyn after this maner, take a lyttle fayre water and half a dyche of butter and a little Saffron, and sette all this upon a chafyngdyshe tyll it be hoate then temper your flower with this sayd licuor, and the whyte of two egges and also make your coffynA Book of Cookrye (1591):
How to bake Sparrowes or other small birds.Make paste of fine floure, egges, butter and faire water, therof make Coffins
How to bake pyes of Calves feet.
then make your paste of fine flower with yolkes of Egges, and raise the Coffin square
How to make Chuets.
then take fine flowre, yolkes of Egs, and butter, a little quantitye of rosewater and sugar, then make little coffins
The good Huswifes Handmaide for the Kitchin (1594 & 1597):
Take fine flower, and lay it on a boord, and take a certaine of yolkes of Egges as your quantitie of flower is, then take a certaine of Butter and water, and boil them together, but ye must take heed ye put not too many yolks of Egges, for if you doe, it will make it drie and not pleasant in eating: and yee must take heed ye put not in too much Butter for if you doe, it will make it so fine and so short that you cannot raise. And this paste is good to raise all maner of Coffins: Likewise if ye bake Uenison, bake it in the paste above named.
I might try to work the crust more to form more gluten (and dock it in the tart shells when I blind bake it), but I am inordinately pleased with how these turned out, considering that I know next to nothing about pie crusts and that this was my first attempt to make a crust from scratch.
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Saturday, August 13, 2022
Mad Cheese Science
More notes on Rhyming Cheese Tarts
Starting experiments on what cheese to use for my rhyming cheese tarts. To recap, the recipe I am working off is is from the 15th century Liber cure Cocorum:
For flaunes.Take new chese and grynde hit fayre,
In morter with egges, with out dysware;
Put powder þer to of sugur, I say,
Coloure hit with safrone ful wele þou may;
Put hit in cofyns þat bene fayre,
And bake hit forthe, I thee pray.
For tarts.
Take new cheese and grind it fair,
In [a] mortar with eggs, without doubt;
Put powder thereto of sugar, I say,
Color it with saffron quite well you may;
Put it in coffins that are fair,
And bake it forth, I thee pray.
So, this first round of experimentation is to determine what kind of cheese to use. The recipe calls for "new" cheese. Which would exclude aged cheeses. Please read through my initial thoughts on this project for details about cheesecakes and the like.
So, 'Cheesecakes made of ground cheese beaten up with eggs and sugar, coloured with saffron and baked in cofyns or crusts.' Very vague. I would conjecture that any fresh cheese could work. Aged cheese could be transported over long distances, but fresh cheeses are very local things: made and consumed within days, in the days before refrigeration. Cheeses are also very localized. Every location in the cheese making world has cheese unique to that region. So, I don't need to look for a particular brand of cheese, I just need to figure out what type of cheese to use. I decided to experiment with three types of cheeses that can be called "new". Cheese curds. "Dry" ricotta", and basket cheese. Firm, spreadable, or soft.
For all three experiments I used one chicken egg, the equivalent volume of cheese, one teaspoon of sugar (except for the curds: see below), one pinch of saffron threads bloomed in 2 tablespoons of warm water. I also used pre-made phyllo dough shells just because I'm lazy. I mean, I used a standard, pre-made pastry shell so that all tarts would be uniform in size and would bake evenly.
Cheese curds:
Dash's had a sale on cheese curds, so I bought a package. I microwaved the water and let the saffron bloom while the toaster oven heated up. I used my toaster oven because I was only going to be baking ten tarts at a time and the toaster would heat up faster.
The first step was to grind the cheese curds with my mortar and pestle. This was a problem: the curds were very firm and did not want to be ground.
I had to cut up the curds, with a knife, into small pieces so that I could turn them into a paste. This took about 15 minutes. I spent so much time trying to mash up the curds that I forgot to add any sugar. I suppose that the sugar could have helped break down the cheese. Oh well. I didn't realize this until after I had baked the tarts. I also didn't heat the water enough for the saffron, it didn't bloom very well.
I scrambled the egg and added the cheese and saffron water. Based on modern egg tart recipes, I decided to use a whole egg, rather than just the yolk or white. In addition, the recipe calls for eggs, not egg yolks or egg whites. I mixed the egg, cheese, and saffron water with a fork, then spooned the mix into ten phyllo dough shells.
Looking at modern egg tart recipes calling for the same shells, I loaded the shells, while still frozen, and baked at 350F for 8 minutes.
After 8 minutes the edges of the shells were brown and the filling was puffy and solid. I let them sit for five minutes before tasting. This was when I discovered that I had left out the sugar.
The texture was nice and it tasted fine, but it wasn't a cheesecake. It was more of scrambled eggs with bits of cheese. The saffron flavor was very subtle and they turned out a pale yellow. They weren't bad, but not what I was looking for. The cheese curds were just too firm to integrate with the egg to form a cohesive filling. So, cheese curds are a no.
"Dry" Ricotta:
12 Minutes of baking did the trick. The filling was fully cooked and set. It had a better aroma and texture than the cheese curds. As to the flavor, very nice. However, the flavor of the ricotta was very pronounced. Not a bad thing, but one could definitively identify the cheese as ricotta. The strong flavor did over shadow the saffron. The sugar did sweeten the tart, almost like a mascarpone cheese, but not as sweet. Delicious, but I'm not sold on the ricotta flavor. The texture of the cheese and the ease that it mushed up was head and shoulders above the cheese curds.
Basket Cheese:
The basket cheese was firmer than the ricotta but no where near as firm as the curds. It also had a mild, fresh flavor. And with a hint of salt, something that wasn't listed in the recipe. I think that a small bit of salt would enhance the flavor of these tarts. Another egg scrambled and two tablespoons of the basket cheese went into the mortar, long with one teaspoon of sugar.The basket cheese took more effort to mush up than the ricotta but no where near the effort needed for the cheese curds. Like the ricotta, the basket cheese picked up the remains of the saffron. I did have to use a spoon to scrape down the sides to make sure that the cheese and sugar was well mixed.
Cheese, sugar, and saffron water went into the mug with the egg and were well mixed. There were small pieces of cheese floating in the egg. The mixture went into ten shells and then they went into toaster oven.
I set the timer for 12 minutes, figuring that these would take as long as the ricotta. After 12 minutes they were puffy but still a bit wet on top.
They needed another minute before they set.
After five minute of rest, the puffiness settled down. The color is lovely.
These are the clear winner. The color is perfect. The aroma is excellent. And they taste like a cheesecake. Not as sweet or as firm as, say, a New York style cheesecake but in that ball park. The texture was as good as the ricotta, but the mild nature of the basket cheese doesn't over power the taste of the saffron. There is no hint of salt in the finished tart, but I think that it is definitely enhancing the flavor of the filling. I think I will stick with the basket cheese, as I am very happy with the result. I'll use the ricotta for a pasta dish and snack on the cheese curds.
Grinding the saffron in the mortar before letting it bloom made a big difference, as did using hotter water with a longer bloom time. The color is lovely and I like how the threads of saffron are clearly visible in the filling. Their presence and the color would show diners how decadent these tarts were.
I do not know if scrambling the egg prior to mixing it with the cheese is the period method. If I were doing this with a stand mixer, I would add the egg to the cheese and sugar, and beat them together. Perhaps, in period, the egg was cracked into the cheese and sugar mixture and worked together by hand. I will experiment with my method, in future experiments. But, I will be sticking with the basket cheese and the whole egg: the end result was exactly what I was looking for. I don't know if I would add more sugar or not. If I plan on adding sugar to the coffin, I won't need to increase the sugar in the filling.
Sunday, August 7, 2022
Thoughts on rhyming cheese tarts
Liber cure Cocorum - For flaunes.
I need to write down some notes for a major research project before I start experimentation. These notes will eventually be part of an Ice Dragon Pent project. But, in the meantime, this will be a way to focus my thoughts and to avoid any extraneous rabbit holes.
On 2/27/22, on the facey-booky, I jokingly asked Mistress Cori Ghora, who was running the Ice Dragon Pentathlon that year, if I would get bonus points if I write my documentation in iambic pentameter. She replied, "No. Unless you can document why it would have been in iambic pentameter at the time and place your entry is from."
My exact response was, "*cracks knuckles* Challenge accepted. Next year's Ice Dragon prepare to be.... not amazed. What's the word? Confused?" There were some favorable comments on this chain. After some four hours of research, I found, not iambic pentameter, but an entire cookbook in rhyming couplets. The 15th century Liber cure Cocorum
For flaunes.
Take new chese and grynde hit fayre,
In morter with egges, with out dysware;
Put powder þer to of sugur, I say,
Coloure hit with safrone ful wele þou may;
Put hit in cofyns þat bene fayre,
And bake hit forthe, I thee pray.
For tarts.
Take new cheese and grind it fair,
In [a] mortar with eggs, without doubt;
Put powder thereto of sugar, I say,
Color it with saffron quite well you may;
Put it in coffins that are fair,
And bake it forth, I thee pray.
























