Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts

Sunday, April 12, 2026

Scroll Text - Steve de Rossi - Golden Wezzle 2026

Scroll Text - Steve de Rossi - Golden Wezzle 2026

Kingdom of AEthelmearc - Service Award

Pay heed to the words of Andreas And Kallista, King and Queen of these Sylvan lands. Of late, We have been pelted with good words of Our welbeloved subject Steve de Rossi. We have been told that he is always kind; he never tells anyone to get stuffed, no matter how stretched out he is. Never one to hide from responsibilities. Never one to get under your skin. Will travel fur-longs to assist with Royal Courts and guard the Royal baggage. Always taking his naps in the sun, when told to, so that he would be well rested and tanned. Thus do we call upon Our animal in-stinks, and putting aside any gutless terror, We wish to preserve this moment in time, for it is a no brainer that We induct the aforesaid Steve de Rossi into Our Noble Order of the Golden Wezzle; furries a jolly good fellow. Done this 28th day of March, AS 60, at the Festival of the Passing of the Ice Dragon

Saturday, September 14, 2024

Scroll Text - Baronial Champion - Iron Man 2024

Scroll Text - Baronial Champion - Iron Man 2024 

Barony of the Rhydderich Hael - Champion Scroll 

Pay heed to the words of Magnus and Thalia, Baron and Baroness of the Rhydderich Hael. Periodically we hold competitions for our champions. This year we had plenty of Reaction and we watched as our competitors vied to drive the competition to their Neons and Barium; not as enemies, but as Alloys. Of all of the competitors, we had our Ion on {INSERT NAME HERE} who competed in the most number of Champion tourneys. You were swift like Mercury and never out of your Element. You threw yourself into the competition not caring if you would Zinc or swim and any hesitations we might have had Argon. NA, we were not so easily Lead by your humility and saw your Fussion of styles that makes our Barony Sodium proud. If we had a Nickle for each of your victories, we would be rich. So, up and Atom and greet the populace as our Noble Baronial Iron Man. Done by our hands, this 31st day of August, AS 59, in the Canton of Beau Fleuve, at Summer's End.

Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Scroll Text - Biggest Little Rapier Tourney Winner - Lupercalia 2024

Scroll Text -  Biggest Little Rapier Tourney Winner - Lupercalia 2024

Pay heed to the lofty words of Thorbjorn and Othindisa, the uplifting Baron and Baroness of Delftwood. To all of the nobles and commons within hearing or seeing of these words, we wish to recognize the winner of the First Annual Biggest Little Rapier Tourney before we burst. We feel lightheaded as we expand upon their victory. It was no stretch that {INSERT NAME HERE} did not let us down and did not blow it as they deflated all competition. Our Mom and Pop prepared us to judge such tournaments and thus do we name them the overall winner and give to them this scroll with no strings attached. Thus do we sign this warrant to make our decision air-tight, on this 10th day of February, AS58, at Lupercalia.

Sunday, December 18, 2022

Scroll Text - Padraig O'Branduibha - Step Down Scroll 2022

 Scroll Text - Padraig O'Branduibha  - Step Down Scroll 2022

Kingdom of AEthelmearc - Service Award

Padraig O'Branduibha is mighty and did hold Our Lands fast. Fending off foe and strife and plague these last few long years, so we have Herd. Yet the winter storms Bleat against the walls and it is his time to travel home, and make way for new blood as Spring and a new Sun will come. Yet before We release him from Our Service and Our Bonds, We would add one gentle balm for him to take along to ease his weary Hide. And before he Goats away, We wish that all shall know and see Our Will, thus do We give by Our Hands a Coronet and Grant unto him a Court Barony. For now, this great Baron, no longer with lands to hold for Ram-some, should retire and Hoof it along the long trek to home, hearth, cats, and wife. Done by Our Hands and Our Will this 17th Day of December, AS57 at Investiture in the Barony of the Rhydderich Hael. 

Saturday, September 3, 2022

Scroll Text - Amalie Reinhardt - Fleur 2022

 Scroll Text - Amalie Reinhardt - Fleur 2022

Kingdom of AEthelmearc - Fleur de AEthelmearc

Baroness Amalie Reinhardt, well pleased are We to have watched you, over the years, Brush up your calligraphy Quills, sharpening your words with each scroll you create. Well pleased are We to have watched you Ascender the A&S ladder as you learned and became a well Roundhand calligrapher. As a teacher, you have become a Font of knowledge for others to Descender into the pits of learning. You have taught all who have asked, from the highest of peers to the lowliest of Pages. If We may be so Bold, you are the Type of person The Noble Order of the Fleur is looking for, and We feel that your inclusion is completely Justified and We look forward to your Futura work. And if you think, even for a moment, that you shall avoid your new station in Our Kingdom, we will send the Serif to Drag you to the said Noble Order. Never fear, We feel that you Gothic all under control. And should anyone caught speaking non-Sans, and showing their Insular nature, let them be Cursive for all time and be condemned to Hellvetica. So say We, Byron, King, and Ariella, Queen, on this 3rd day of September, AS57, on the fields of Wyldewood, in Our Barony of Delftwood. 

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Scroll Text - Baronial A&S Champion- 2022

 

Scroll Text - Baronial A&S Champion- 2022

Barony of the Rydderich Hael - A&S Tourney

Ash in accord with the Will and Desire of Baron Padraig O' Brandiubh and Baroness Juliana Rosalia Dolce di Siena, We wish to recognize {INSERT NAME HERE} as the winner of the Poplar A&S Champion Competition. We were almost Stumped and wondered Willow we could choose one among so many wonderful things, but your work Teak-ed our interest. We know that you are never one to Lumber along, doing the same old thing, but willing to Branch out, turn over a new Leaf and go out on a Limb. Never throwing Shade on others, or Pine-ing over mistakes. Your work is never Sappy or Acorn-y but always of the highest quali-tree and no one can dis-a-green. To get the root of Our Will, We think you are Oak-kay. Thank Yew, We a-tree-ciate you and all of your hard work, and tonight you may take your Forest. Done by Our hands in the Year AS57, during the time of the Grand Pestilence.

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Scroll Text - 2nd Place Pent - Ice Dragon 2019

Scroll Text - 2nd Place Pent - Ice Dragon 2019

Barony of the Rhydderich Hael - A&S Tourney

All in Herring of these present letters of Padraig and Juliana, 12th Baron and Baroness of the Rhydderich Hael. It our Porpoise to recognize those whose grace, skill, knowledge and service bring honor and glory to our fair Kingdom. We wish to take the op-Pearch-Tuna-ty to Wrassetle with the difficult problem of how to recognize {__________________________________________}. As we weigh his/her deeds on our o-Fish-al Scales, we must admit that he/she does Reely good work. Not Fish-standing the brief amount of time he/she had to School us, his/her Turbot-charged work can be seen all over the Plaice. Never Flounder-ing, never Koi, never Shell-fish in his/her work, the Moray he/she creates, in his/her Divers and So-Fish-i-cated way, the better Our Kingdom becomes. So much good works of arts and sciences that, after we took time to Mullet over, we were moved to act. Thus do we wish him/her no Gill treatment and, for his/her Bereeft do some-Fin nice for him/her, are moved to name him/her as the second place winner of the Ice Dragon Pentathalon. And Shoal anyone gainstay our decision, and Anchor Us, let them pray for their Sole and seek a Sturgeon. Done on this 13th day of April, AS 53.

Scroll Text - A&S Champion - Seven Pearls 2019

Scroll Text - A&S Champion - Seven Pearls 2019

Barony of the Rhydderich Hael - A&S Tourney

Hawken to the words of Padraig and Juliana, 12th Baron and Baroness of the Rhydderich Hael. We wish to Caw notice to the Talon-ted work of {______________________} We hear that you are a good egg. Your language is never Fowl. Never one to Grouse. Never one to Wing it. Your work is never Poultry. Never one to sparrow the slightest detail. Your skills show that you refuse to be pigeon-holed and strive to Ostrich your talents ever further, always ready to Mynah old texts looking for ideas. Never one to Nest on your laurels, we hope that this competition will not be your Swan song. All of the Coronets were Raven about your work. So Egg-sighting. So imPeckable. All of us were most Emused, and lifted a cup of Ale-batross in your name. Thus do we put Penguin to paper and have no Egrets to, with our own Hens, name you the Seven Pearls A&S Champion, Heron this 31st day of August, AS 54, in the Barony of Delftwood, the Barony with Rocs.

Monday, June 8, 2020

Scroll Text - Pent Winner - Ice Dragon 2020

Scroll Text - Pent Winner - Ice Dragon 2020

Barony of the Rhydderich Hael - A&S Tourney

Caw forth good and noble gentles and know the Pheasant words of Padraig and Juliana, 12th Baron and Baroness of the Rhydderich Hael. It is difficult for one person to judge the Ice Dragon A&S Penthalon, but Tucan do a better job. Many people did enter the Pent, but one stands Owl alone. {______________________________________}, you are certainly Quail-ified for this honor. This will certainly be a feather in your Capon. Everyone was Flocking to see your work, and the judges enjoyed the Tweetment of your documentation. We hope that this attention is not too much of a Birden. And Beak-cause of your skill and Talons, we are feeling Emu-tional when we declare you the winner of the Ice Dragon Penthalon. We hope that you will Crow away and start to Egg-plore next year's project. We hope that you will Tern your hands to something new and that these words will not Cheep-en your victory. Done Heron this 21st day of March, AS54, in the ancient lands of Dunn Carraig, once a Canton of the Barony of the Rhydderich Hael.

The event was postponed for a year due to COVID19.

The scroll was presented at Ice Dragon 2022. There was much.... not rejoicing, what's the word? Groaning?

Scroll Text - Grace Fenix - Harp Argent 2020

Scroll Text - Grace Fenix - Harp Argent 2020

Kingdom of Caid - A&S award

Come hear the words of Patrick II & Kara II, King and Queen of Fair Caid. We have heard Sew much about Our Welbeolved Grace Fenix and Needled to tell the Kingdom about her. Let Us Cut to the point and Gather Our thoughts. Nothing about her is what it Seams. While she is always working and making garb, she never Seam-stressed. She never Quilts. Never Unravels, she always offers Purls of wisdom that gets to the Knitty-gritty of the Fabric of the problem. She makes garb for the Shear fun of it. We have heard of her Pattern of Arts and Service and, Needle-less to say, We be-Weave that she has has earned Our attentions, and thus to We induct her into the Harp Argent and give her the right to bear the Thimbles of the Noble Order. And if any seeks to gainstay us, We advise them not to be Spoolish and to keep their Darn mouths shut or else they might get Stitches. Done by Our hands on this 7th day of July, AS XLVII, with all of Our Backing.

Monday, September 2, 2019

No One Likes Fish Puns

Bird Puns Are All the Raven

At the Seven Pearl's Tournament, this past weekend, my last assignment was given out. And by last assignment, I mean my most recent one, not my last one ever. Although, judging by the reactions, it might be the last one I get. Master Po kept punching me after each and every pun. I know that I done good when Master Po, a man who is known in AEthelmearc as a herald and wordsmith who tells bad puns.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/calebreynolds/48571222657/in/dateposted/

I will have to say that THL Zosia, who was the reading herald, enjoyed reading this scroll as much as she hated reading the fish pun scroll from earlier this year. I did not know that people enjoyed bird puns more than fish puns. I will have to make one full of puns about woodland critters and see how it is received.

I did speak with the recipient of this scroll, at the end of the event, and mentally kicked myself: I could have slipped in a kingfisher pun. Still a bird pun but referencing a fish.

I feel sorry for those people living in Kingdoms who use standardized scroll text. They will never know the pleasure, and pain, of hearing 25 bird related puns in a row, while at the same time honoring the mad A&S skills of Aurelid Argentia Prima, the Lady who won.


Sunday, September 23, 2018

Per Pale Carrots

Per Pale Carrots



This recipe is based on the SCA feast staple: honey glazed carrots. Which I have seen on feast menus for the last thirty years. Usually this recipe:

Glazed Carrots

2 lbs. of carrots
2 Tablespoons of honey
3 to 4 Tablespoons of butter
1 Teaspoon of ground cinnamon 
Scrub carrots then cut in half lengthwise and remove the core. Cut into 1 1/2 in lengths. Put carrots in a single layer in a pan or skillet adding 3 tablespoons of butter, honey and cinnamon halfway. Bring to a boil then reduce heat to very low and cover. Simmer until tender. Remove lid and boil off the rest of the liquid. Remove from heat and add 1 tablespoon of butter and shake to coat.

I have found this recipe listed in the dozens of feast menus that I have saved over the years. But is this a period dish?

Carrots were known in medieval times, although not the carrots that we take for granted, today. The orange carrot, called "the long orange", was invented in Holland in the 17th century in honor of William of Orange. Carrots, in the SCA time period, were not orange but were red, white, yellow and purple. And, not sweet like the long orange. The Ménagier de Paris describes carrots as red roots and advises to cook them like turnips. The Sent Sovi contains a recipe for white carrots in almond milk.

Carrots are often confused with parsnips in medieval European manuscripts. Recipes by Apicius are entitled carotae sev pastinacae (carrots or parsnips). The 1551 edition of the Libro de Agricultura, by Gabriel Alonso de Herrera, has this to say about carrots. "Of carrots and parsnips. Platina puts these two kinds of roots in the same chapter even though they are different in their colors. Parsnips are white like turnips, except that they are thinner and longer. Carrots have the appearance of turnips, neither more nor less, except that some are the color of oranges; others are so red that they turn dark." [1]

Throughout the Medieval writings, carrots are confused with parsnips. Today (since Linneaus created scientific names), carrots are Daucus carota and parsnips Pastinaca sativa.  Fuchs in 1542 described red and yellow garden carrots and wild carrots, but names them all Pastinaca (Meyer Trueblood and Heller1999).  Gerard (1633) likewise uses the name carrot, but calls it Pastinaca in Latin: Pastinaca sativa var. tenuifolia, the yellow carrot and Pastinaca sativa atro-rubens, the red carrot.  Gerard distinguishes parsnips from carrots and calling the parsnip Pastinaca latifolia sativa and P. latifolia sylvestris.  Gerard notes the name similarity and is dissatisfied with it. He gives daucus as a name for carrot in Galen, but notes that many Roman writers called it pastinaca or other names.  I don’t think the plants were confused particularly, but since we have in many cases only the written word, if the medieval writer called his plants "pastinaca", it’s impossible to know if it was carrots or parsnips. [2]

Wild and cultivated carrots were used by medieval cooks, although wild carrots have very thin and woody roots; they were used more for medicine than for eating. Both the root and the leaves are edible. Carrot leaves taste similar to parsley and can be used in the same way. Nicholas Culpeper (1653) said of carrots that "Wild carrots belong to Mercury, and expel wind and remove stitches in the side, promote the flow of urine and women’s courses, and break and expel the stone; the seed has the same effect and is good for dropsy, and those whose bowels are swollen with wind: It cures colic, stone, and rising of the mother; being taken in wine or boiled in wine and taken, it helpeth conception. The leaves being applied with honey to running sores or ulcers cleanse them; I suppose the seeds of them perform this better than the roots: and though Galen recommended garden carrots highly to expel wind, yet they breed it first, and we may thank nature for expelling it, not they; for the seeds of them expel wind and so mend what the root marreth."

"Carret (Daucus carota) is a 16th century word; carrot appeared by 1597, in Gerard. The name comes from Greek karoton.... So it is curious that the first citation of the word by OED is in 1533, as "Parsnepes and carettes" from Elyot’s "The Castel of Helth". However, Turner in 1548 treats then familiarly, saying that "Carettes growe in al countries in plentie," carefullty distinguishing them from wild carrots, so that those who claim that the carrot was not introduced into England until the time of Elizabeth, and even later, are in error." [3]

So, carrots themselves are to be found in period, but is this recipe period? I was unable to find any period recipe for either carrots or parsnips that resemble this project. Martha Washington’s cookbook doesn’t list one. Mrs. Beeton’s cookbook doesn’t list one. [4] The Joy of Cooking doesn’t list one.

I read an interesting story from, I believe, James Fixx. [5] He recounts an exercise given by a professor of thermodynamics which asked at what temperature, and for what cook time, would one have to cook a cut of beef of certain dimensions, and of a certain mass, in order for the center of the roast to be at a certain temperature. Two students managed to provide the correct answer. The first purchased several roasts, and cooked them at different temperatures, and, using a probe thermometer, produced a graph detailing the optimum internal temperature based on the external temperature verses time, all while he was munching on rare cooked beef. The second student called his Mom.

I had a conversation, with my Mom, about my research and she said that she remembered cooking glazed carrots when I and my brother were kids. She pulled out her copy of The Joy of Cooking, the 1964 edition, and there on page 271 is this recipe:

Caramelized Carrots

Carrots:
Skin them. Cut them into halves or quarters. Dip them in:
Melted Butter
Sprinkle them with:
Salt, paprika and brown sugar.
Place them in a heavy skillet over low heat until they are well glazed. Baste them from time to time with a little melted butter.

I discovered the same issue with The New York Times Cook Book. My 1998 edition doesn’t list it, but my Mom’s 1961 edition does.

Glazed Carrots

Cook four large or eight small carrots as above. Drain, then dry. Mix one-fourth cup sugar with one-half teaspoon ginger and roll the carrots in the mixture. Melt three tablespoon butter in a skillet and add the carrots, turning slowly and often over low heat until the carrots are glazed and a deep, appetizing brown. [6]

I think that this is a dish from the 1960s. One of those things that were popular and universally enjoyed, like fondue, and then faded away. Glazed carrots became a popular frozen side dish sold by Birds Eye and Jolly Green Giant by the late 60s. And was also included in Banquet and Hungry Man TV dinners around the same time. I feel that this was a modern dish presented as "period" so that feasters would have at least one recognizable dish on the table. And while it kind of disappeared from the major, American cook books [7] it can still be found in the frozen food aisle at grocery stores. The early SCA really wasn’t the family hobby that it has become in the 21st century, but as the college age kids grew up and had kids of their own, honey-glazed carrots remained on the feast menu so that parents would know that their kids would have one dish of recognizable and tasty food.

Can we find period recipes that resemble our glazed carrots? Are there any period recipes that call for carrots (or parsnips) with honey, or sugar, and spices?

Apicius has a recipe for Carrots with Cumin and Olive Oil, which calls for onions, carrots, vinegar, cumin and salt. [8] Certainly not sweet, but spiced. He also has another recipe for "Carrots and parsnips are fried with a wine sauce" [9] which calls for parsnips and carrots to be cooked with pepper and raisin wine,  which was a very sweet wine: The closest modern wine I would use as a substitute would either be cream sherry, or Moscato wine.  [10]

Duszony Por z Pasternak i Gier (Stew of Parsnips, Leeks, and Alexanders), a medieval Polish dish, calls for parsnips, leeks, cabbage, onion, and alexanders to be cooked with honey, saffron, cinnamon, cumin, salt and vinegar. Usually served with cheese dumplings as a substitute for meat on fast days. The saffron, cinnamon and cumin would have made this an expensive dish, but the book states that this was "typical one-pot meal for a noble family living on a large rural manor". [11]

There are a number of recipes for pottage or compost that call for carrots and/or parsnips as well as honey and spices.  [12]

"The formula for Diazinziberios is given in "Le Livre des Dimples Medicines", is taken from a 13th century French translation of an earlier treatise on parmacopoeia: "take very well cook parsnips, mince them and cook them with clarified honey until all of the honey is absorbed, stirring well so that the mixture does not stick to the vessel; then put in aromatic powders, gimigibre, pepper, nutmeg, and galingall and cook together to a candy." [13] Now, granted, this is for a gingerbread-like desert, but it does show that parsnips were used with honey and spices.

Honey Glazed Root Vegetables, from Vikingars Gästabud (The Viking Feast), calls for cabbage, turnips, carrots, leeks, honey and pepper.

So, while there is no actual period dish that resembles our project, there is enough evidence that carrots (and parsnips, since they were closely related) were cooked with honey and with spices. Our non-period, SCA staple is a product of the modern world but would not have been out of place on the tables of our ancestors.

My recipe:

2 pounds of purple carrots
1/4 cup clover honey
3 Tablespoons of salted butter
1 Teaspoon of fresh, ground cinnamon

Method:

I found some locally grown purple carrots and based this project on them. Not only for the pun, but because the heirloom carrots are a better match for a period dish. I scrubbed the carrots clean in the sink but did not peel them as these carrots were quite thin. I chopped the carrots into small wheels, discarding the last inch off of the leaf end, as it was quite bitter.



I used clover honey because that is what I had in the house. I will not take the time, in this paper, to explain my opinion of honey farming in the middle ages, except to say that the bee industry of today, which can move hives from one field of mono-crops to another, did not exist in the SCA time period: hives were near farm lands and gardens and a variety of crops were grown simultaneously. This means that the bees, which collected nectar from every available source, produced a blend of honey, not a singular variety. Clover or wildflower honey, I feel, is closer to period honey, than buckwheat, rosemary, apple wood, sage, lavender or other specific varieties.

I also used more honey than the standard recipe: 1/4 cup versus 2 Tablespoons. This is because orange carrots contain sugar and the heirloom varieties, such as the purple variety that I am using, do not. They are rather starchy in comparison. Hence, the added honey.

I used salted butter because that is what I have in the house.

I broke up half of a stick of good quality cinnamon (Saigon cinnamon, not cassia) and ground it into power using an electric spice grinder. I could have used a mortar and pestle, but the spice grinder did the job in five seconds.  I chose to use Saigon cinnamon because I like the sweet taste of the region and the brand, I that ordered, was USDA certified organic, which not only means that the trees were grown without the use of pesticides or chemicals, but that it is certified to be Cinnamon loureiroi, and not bark from any other tree.



I put the carrots into a frying pan over high heat. My stove is electric and I do not think that, for this dish, there would be a difference between gas, electric or an open fire. Nor do I think that my ceramic-lined cast iron frying pan adds or takes away from any period cooking vessel. I let the carrots cook for a couple minutes in order to soften them a little. Then I added the butter and the honey. Once they had melted, I reduced the temperature to low and added the cinnamon: I did not want the cinnamon to burn. After mixing the spice into the sauce, and making sure that each wheel was covered, I let the dish cook for ten or fifteen minutes before taking it off of the heat and letting it cool.



As I was making this a few days in advance, I had tested this recipe to ensure that it was still tasty at room temperature and when cold (it was necessary to refrigerate this dish prior to the event). In my opinion, this dish is actually better when it is left to chill overnight: the glaze thickens quite a bit.

In conclusion, this is a modern dish that, if using the proper variety of carrots, would not look out of place on the tables of our medieval ancestors.



[1] So, either there were orange varieties of carrots in 1551, or the oranges that Gabriel was referring to were much paler than our modern varieties.
[2] Horwarth
[3] Washington p66
[4] If she did they would most likely turn out mushy. She recommended boiling carrots for 1.75 to 2.25 hours.
[5] I think it was in Games for the Super Intelligent but I can’t find my copy to confirm this.
[6] p371
[7] And I can’t remember the last time I saw it on a menu in a restaurant.
[8] Bouchut
[9] ibid
[10] From personal experimentation and sampling..
[11] Dembinska and Dembinsk, p151
[12] Various published cookbooks and SCA feast handouts and A&S newsletters.
[13] Washington, p343



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This was a project for a heraldry themed, A&S competition at the 2018 Summer's End event. I had dinner with my parents, a month or so before the event, and the restaurant had heirloom carrots as the side dish. They were nice, but they did inspire me to make a nice A&S project out of a very bad pun. The dish wasn't sticky enough to hold together into a divided-shield shape (per pale, in heraldry lingo). I did get a lot of nice compliments on the flavor of the carrots and the quality of the documentation. I also received several smacks for the pun.

Mission accomplished.

In retrospect, I should have only used one pound of carrots as I had plenty left, at the end of the day, to bring home; even though I foisted carrots upon everyone I could. 

One note to anyone who wishes to cook with purple carrots. Purple carrots contain anthocyanin, like beets. And, like beets, juices from purple carrots can stain anything they touch. 

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Dijon Vu

This was a project that I did for the 2015 Summer's End A&S competition. I did not win but people did tell me that they liked the flavor. No documentation was required but I typed up the following and included it along with the documentation I did ten years ago.



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Dijon Vu


Purpose:


While the theme of this A&S competition is to do something that one learned in a class at Pennsic, I wished to do something that I re-discovered while others were at Pennsic. While guarding the home front, I went through my digital documents and uncovered some documentation for mustard that I wrote for the 2005 Ice Dragon Pentathalon. While re-formatting it for my blog, I decided to re-visit this condiment and see if I could mustard the strength to enter this competition as a seasoned SCAdian.

Documentation:


Please see the attached documentation, Medieval Mustard, for the history of mustard and for a variety of period sources. I wished to improve upon the mustard that I made ten years ago:

3 ounces White mustard seeds, whole
An equal volume of stout (home brewed, of course)
2 teaspoons, Honey
½ ounce, Ginger root
1 pinch, Kosher salt
1 grind, Black pepper

I soaked the mustard seeds in the stout but I had miscalculated the volume and added more beer than seed. This mixture I let soak for three days. Then the seeds, which had absorbed most of the beer, and ginger were ground using a mortar and pestle and returned to the remainder of the beer. The mixture was left to soak for another night. To the mixture I added the honey, a pinch of salt and a single grind of black pepper. The salt was not added for flavor, but to enhance the flavors of the rest of the ingredients.As the end product tasted of mustard floating in a puddle of beer, I heated the mustard in a small saucier over very low heat for a couple minutes to cook off some of the alcohol and to reduce the mustard to a firmer consistency.

If I recall correctly, the mustard had little to no heat and tasted more of beer than mustard. This time, I did a little research on mustard in order to get a more pungent mustard. The Romans combined ground mustard seeds with unfermented grape juice to make a paste that they called mustum ardens [burning must]. This turned into “mustard” by the time the English language developed.

The heat of mustard is determined by a few things, the first being the type of mustard seed: White being the mildest, then yellow, the brown and the hottest are the black seeds. On their own, mustard seeds have no heat; the compounds that cause the heat (myrosin and sinigrin) are separated from each other. It is only when water is added that enzymes within the seed are activated and break down the cellular walls that hold myrosin and sinigrin away from each other. Once these two compounds meet, they produce an oil that causes a pleasant flavor in small doses and can cause burning and blistering in large quantities. Mustard gas is made from the myrosin and sinigrin reaction.

The temperature of the water can affect this reaction. Hot water can deactivate the enzymes and break down some of the pungent compounds. The hotter the water, the milder the mustard. Soak time also affects the final heat level. The heat level will rise for the first 15 or 20 minutes and then taper off as the enzymes and mustard compounds are used up and the mustard oil dissipates. An acid can fix the heat level at a particular point. Vinegar, ver juice, pickle juice and wine are often added. Alcohol can slow the process down, but not stop it.

With all of this in mind, this mustard consists of the following:

3 ounces yellow mustard seeds, whole
3.5 ounces of cold water
4 tablespoons of red wine (home brewed, of course)
2 teaspoons, clover honey
1 clove of garlic, minced
2 pinches, kosher salt
4 grinds of black pepper (about 2 teaspoons)

I ground the mustard seeds in a mortar as fine as I could along with the kosher salt, which I added as an abrasive as well as for flavor. I used kosher salt because it does not contain any iodine or anti-clumping agents. It also has large crystals that allow it to act as a good abrasive. Once all of the seeds were ground, I added 3.5 ounces of water and mixed so that all of the water was absorbed by the powder. I added the minced garlic, and the ground pepper, and let the mixture sit for six minutes, stirring with a whisk. After the soak, I added the wine and mixed in the honey. I whisked the mustard for another five minutes and then transferred it to a container to sit.

I hope that my mustard offers a good balance of heat to flavor.


Bibliography: 


DeWitt, Dave. 1,001 Best Hot and Spicy Recipes. Agate Publishing, 2010.

Ledgard, Jared. A Laboratory History of Chemical Warfare Agents. Lulu.com, 2006.

Kiple, Kenneth F. The Cambridge World History Of Food. 2 (2000), Volume 2. Cambridge University Press, 2001

Man, Rosamond; Weir, Robin. The Mustard Book. Grub Street, 2010