Scroll Text - Baron's Choice Pentathalon - Ice Dragon 2010
Barony of the Rhydderich Hael - A&S Tourney
At the Ice Dragon Pent many people came and went,
All wished to be the winningist winner of the best.
But how to choose the best? How to pick one out of the rest?
What to do? Too many choices, too many to be seen. I know, I'll use the Patented Baron's Choice Garfunkle Machine.
Just pull the lever and twist the knob. Gefilte the fish and plumb the bob.
Twirl the gawhirl and release the gavlease and a name comes out as fast as you please.
Will it succeed? Yes, indeed! Ninety-eight and three quarters percent guaranteed.
With a whirl of the gaflig and the sprong of the kafloo, it chose you {insert name}, that's who!
You have been picked by the Baron as most nice, even though you made it out of mice,
At Ice Dragon Anno Societatis 44, and we hope you come back next year and enter some more.
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