Saturday, March 23, 2024

Scroll Text - Elinor Walden - Sycamore 2023

Scroll Text - Elinor Walden - Sycamore 2023

Kingdom of AEthelmearc - A&S Award


Come hear the words of Andreas and Kallista, King and Queen of Sylvan AEthelmearc. We have heard Sew much about Our Welbeloved Elinor Walden and Needled to tell the Kingdom about her. Let Us Cut to the point and Gather Our thoughts. Nothing about her is quite what it Seams, she is Knot your average Lady. While she is always working and making garb, she never Seam-stressed. She never Quilts, she has never been de-Pleated. Never Unravels, she always offers Purls of wisdom that gets to the Knitty-gritty of the Fabric of the problem. She makes garb for the Shear fun of it. We have heard of her Pattern of Arts and Science and, Needle-less to say, We be-Weave that she has has earned Our attentions, and thus to We declare that she is a perfect Fit for the tight Knit Order of the Sycamore and give her the right to bear the Thimbles of the Noble Order. And if any seeks to Alter Our Tailor-made decision, We advise them not to be Spoolish and to keep their Darn mouths shut or else they might get Stitches. Done by Our hands on this 10th day of June, AS 58, at the Iris Festival, with all of Our Backing.

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